After weeks with hardly a day approaching freezing, the icicles were thick and growing. Crystal bars across the windows became longer and in some places the thick shafts threatened to pull off the gutters. But there weren’t just long, pointy stalactites. I had frozen waterfalls, luminescent curtains that hung down from the eaves of the house.
I knocked some low ones off by reaching on tip-toe with a garden rake, hearing their satisfying tinkle as they shattered on the ground like glass. I hired a brother firefighter, who at eighteen knows no fear, to climb my porch roof and rip down those within reach. From my open second floor bedroom window I waged war with a broom handle and most of the frozen stilettos fell silently into the snow, only a little of the icy shrapnel hitting me and landing harmlessly on the floor where the pieces quickly faded into puddles. I knocked off a few by tossing a softball at them, though retrieving the ball in deep snow wasn’t easy. It was like a carnival game and when I was done I almost wished for more to throw at even though there were no Kewpie dolls or stuffed animals to win.